I saw my surgeon on the morning of Christmas Eve, which somehow made everything feel far more official. It’s not like I thought she had misled me over the phone or that the oncologist had lied about the prognosis. Instead, it felt more like the end of college, when I knew intellectually that I had enough credit hours to graduate, but emotionally it hit me only when I donned cap and gown.
Figuring that wearing a mortarboard to an appointment with an oncology surgeon would trigger a psychiatric evaluation, I wore instead yoga pants and my intestinal fortitude shirt, along with a necklace I had knitted. I will say this for cancer: It has upped my knitting skills immensely, skyrocketing me from a middling beginner to a strong intermediate. I have had nothing but time — and plenty of yarn — on my hands, so I feel a little like the Oprah of the textile world, throwing my hands up gleefully and exclaiming You get a scarf! And you get a scarf! And so do you!
While a scarf seemed like a very small way to say thank you for saving my life, it was the best that I could do. Perhaps a scarf is like the word “Aloha” — which can mean hello, good-bye, and I love you — for in the past 14 days, I have made scarves not just to thank my surgeon,
but to welcome my son’s new girlfriend
and to make myself look like a lorikeet, a small rainbow-colored parrot.
My surgeon either really liked her scarf or is a strong contender for an Academy Award in February, and I was pleased to have done something nice for her. The appointment ended with a short meeting of the Mutual Admiration Society, with my thanking her profusely for her compassion, care, and tremendous skill, and her telling me that I was a rock star patient, for in the midst of being so terribly ill, I was so wonderfully healthy.
It has dawned on me during this entire ordeal that taking care of one’s health is a lot like roof repairs. As a homeowner, roof repairs stink: No one ever says, That is a terrific new roof! No wonder you spent all that time and money! Instead, roof repairs often come at an inconvenient time and carry more cost than you care to bear. There are flashier, more notable, and more fun ways to take care of your home. A new sofa is inviting. Landscaping makes you happy. An additional closet fills you with glee. And instead, you’re writing that #$%& check for the roof.
And so it has been at times for me with working out and eating right. There is TV to be viewed and chocolate cake to be had. There is the temptation of taking two weeks off and quitting. There is the comparative deliciousness of sweet tea over unsweet tea. There is the hardness of the pavement over the softness of the bed, the tastelessness of water over the sweetness of bourbon, the discomfort of yoga over the comfort of lounging in yoga pants. But embracing all inconveniences, shouldering the discomforts, and making certain complaints, I kept going, even when it dawned on me that I was not going to be a shorter Scot-Irish-Dutch version of Gisele and that it was going to take more than I ever wanted to do to look buff.
You may not need that new roof when it’s a sunny 75 degree day. But man, it’s nice when the skies open wide and the rains start to come.
And so it was after a major surgery and cancer.
After actively wishing to die in the first 12 hours following surgery, I pulled myself up out of the hospital bed and started walking slowly. I was out of the hospital in 48 hours, not five days. Sixteen days out, I am walking a few miles a day. I went to the gym at lunch today and very carefully lifted five pound weights. And while one of us downed four brownies at a sitting (hey, it was Christmas!), fruits, vegetables, and lean meats have become the coins of my personal realm.
If you are looking for a New Year’s resolution, perhaps you walk for 30 minutes and eat some leafy greens every single day. If you’re feeling bold, maybe you throw in some weights and some flexibility training. As you do it — and I speak from experience on this one — don’t do it because you hate how you look. Do it because you love yourself.
I think for New Year’s that I will have to resolve to quit crying. It continues, and my family has instituted a subtle, barely perceivable system of whose-turn-it-is-to-comfort-mom. I had expected a big epiphany from the cancer diagnosis, and because I like to force the issue, I had prepared myself for a major life change. I thought that the epiphany would propel me into a new job — would I become a polar explorer? — or a bout of do-goodedness that would rival Mother Teresa.
And then I started crying while running the vacuum cleaner on Saturday, five stolen minutes while armed with a Dyson stick. With no one to mother my house, it had fallen into a state of benign neglect, and either the dirt on the floor had to go or I did. The dirt came up, and the tears came down, for I realized how much I loved my home and how grateful I was to have it.
Buoyed by that success, I utterly lost it at noon on Christmas morning, as Chris cooked brunch, the kids hassled one another in the kitchen, Emmet hatched plans to counter-surf, and I unloaded the dishwasher. Mariah Carey came on the playlist. As she belted out, All I want for Christmas is YOU!, I tried to, too. Hitting those notes is hard on a good day, and impossible while completely choked up.
Expecting an epiphany that would require everything to change, I confronted the realization of how much I love the small, quiet life I have. Early on in the diagnosis, when I had no idea what I was facing, I never thought about how much money I was making or how to get more clients or how to get ahead. I thought about the next time I would hug my children. I hoped to be well enough to go to London with Chris. I wanted to be around to raise a puppy. I thought about the new dining room table I had gotten because it could sit three times as many people as our old one, and how I hoped to see it full. I wanted to be happy enough to paint again. I hoped to be focused enough to sew. I wished with every fiber of muscle to do those stupid battle ropes in the gym again, even though it would be really hard. I wanted to write more, and less about cancer.
I have been struck by how 2018 has been a terrible and wonderful year. My nest is empty. My very good dog died. I had cancer. My hair finally transformed from red to grey. But even accounting for these things, it has been wonderful. I will be allowed to grow older. To walk, to dance, to sing. To force my family to take turns hugging me. To make mistakes. To live this small, precious life.
ALC
P.S. — One other epiphany I had concerned hats (because you know how I feel about accessories). After seeing some of the chemo caps offered to oncology patients, and hearing my surgeon’s story about seeing a cancer patient who appeared to be wearing a knitted breast on her head, I will be using my newly upped knitting skills to make hats for chemo patients. While I will deliver some to my oncologist at my March follow-up, if you, or anyone you know, needs a chemo cap, please email me. It would be honor for me to do that act of kindness.